the following are extracts from the self styled memoirs by Dr. Paul Kelliher PHD... the following is dated 4th August 2009, this date was of course hidden in a complex mathematical code involving the poss ion of guitar strings.
4th August 2009
Mr J,
Today brend bought a sledge hammer and a microwave...
I can see his 'experiments' into the versatility to these nuclear machines knowes no bounds. When his fabled, 'lets see what tinfoil does inside it' one was such a huge success (to his twisted view anyway. I still haven't been able to remove the shrapnel from the wall) two years ago he has constantly tyred to outdo that one magnificent time with a variety of apparatus and liquids... But never before has
he tyred to microwave a 15kg sledge hammer...
I can hear him now cursing and panting trying to force a tool for driving rail road spikes into a box no bigger than an energon cube. I tyred to explain to him that no amount of 'heaving it in there boy' will be sufficient. But he just looks at me with those big dull puppy dog eyes and trys again. This is exasperating...
In other news i received a letter from the Academy of advanced learning. Those bastards have once again refused me my proposal to replace Dr. Death as head of the Laser research department. Don't they understand that the reason we keep finding British agents in the lab after dark with the doctors daughter is because all the file are tagged 'Death Laser'.
Well J, i must be off. I hear brend screaming, he must have hit himself with the sledge hammer....again....
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